What's Your Name, Man?

A dramatization of recent events:

Dad, paying for lunch with cash: “Quick, tell me, who’s on the 10 dollar bill?”

Me: “You mean the ten dollar founding father without a father Got a lot farther by working a lot harder By being a lot smarter, by being a self starter…”

Dad: ”Okay, Okay”

Way to Lose Weight!

Best spam from my work inbox today:

Why wait to lose those unnecessary pounds. amputate

Why not? It’s an easy way to lose weight! You don’t need that leg anyway, it adds an extra couple of pounds.